COURSE CORRECTION: Stop revering the Beach Boys. Try absorbing the lyrics of Wish They All Could Be California Girls – they’re so moronic, it defies description. In the midst of the Sixties cultural revolution, Beach Boys sang songs about muscle cars and Aryan surfer girls. Panicked on hearing the Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s, Brian Wilson responded with Good Vibrations, a song by clueless Republican frat boys masquerading as hippies.